We're happy to report that a number of folks decided to be clever with GUD!  And after some deliberation, we'd like to announce our winners.

First place, and $30 goes to however for an ad on "A Yellow Sun with a Purple Crayon"; ad text: "What is the future of the Middle East and Israel?"

Second place, and $10 goes to blakebutler for an ad on "Songs of the Dead"; ad text: "Toilet Repair: Do-It-Yourself Plumbing Guide" (referencing "A stream of hot, meaty vomit burst from his lips, splattering onto the pavement.")

Third place, and $5 goes to iandonnell for an ad on "Past Due, Final Notice"; ad text: "Dead Poets Come to Life"; (Ian quipped, " Come on, guys; he ain't dead, yet.")

And we just had to pick two more for honorable mentions—each of these gets their choice of an Advance Review Copy of  Issue 1, or a copy of Issue 0 (both PDF);
Alankria's entry for "Songs of the Dead": "16,500 miles. No engine."
however's entry for "Dialogue with the Hollows of Your Body": "Let us help you find your way."

Thank you to everyone who participated, and congratulations to the winners!

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